On boys

Me: "So there's this one guy who has a crush on me, that won't take a hint.  I'm not into the whole different zipcodes thing."
Sat (roommate): "Usually being married is a pretty big hint."
Me: "Yeah I already told him that.  He won't give it a rest."
Sat: "Tell him you're gay."
Me: "..."
Sat: "Oh wait, you're married...so I guess that wouldn't work.  Tell him he's gay."
Me: "So, he's gay, he just don't know it yet?"
Sat: "And if that doesn't work, at least he'll think you're a fruitloop."

Awesome.