Signs, signs, eeeeeeverywhere the signs...

I have been preparing this post for weeks now!!  Collecting pics in train stations (and getting stared at a lot for it), parks, sidewalks, restaurants...anywhere I saw a cartoon or Engrish that made me gawk.  From cute, confusing, nonsensical, disturbing, to complete wtf...it is with great pride that I now bring them to you!! 

Gettin' down with yo' bad self!



At first I thought these stickers were telling dogs to chill.  Then I thought, naw, someone just really hates scotty dogs.

No comment necessary.  Repost, but totally worth it.

Huh?



Navigating the trains.  WTF.

Uhuhuh.  (Repost)

Snoop-dawg!! 

WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING TO THAT DOG?!

I know there's a funny caption here somewhere...

Gloves.  3 fingers.  Want.

DDAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

Absolute nonsense.  They didn't even TRY with this one.

This sign is asking people not to let their wet umbrellas drip on others.  Awesome.

I don't know what's going on here.

Black Cat Delivery Service.  I LOVE this company logo!!

First English line.  I find this more depressing than inspiring.

Squish.

I got you a present.

As opposed to...fake? (Repost.)

Just in case it isn't clear, here's a drawing of what NOT to do.

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